I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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