Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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