the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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