how can u be prego again
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
im holly from the hills drunk
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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