Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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