I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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