That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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