what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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