? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I think im going to throw up on grandma
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Four minutes until I can fart!
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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