Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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