no, he came in my armpit
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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