Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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