You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
i am craving dick and cupcakes
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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