super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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