try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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