I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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