I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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