office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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