But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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