why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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