no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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