i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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