but the lizard people decide everything anyway
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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