"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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