.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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