brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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