Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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