where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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