Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I have fence marks all over my body
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
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