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Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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