HIV tests are more positive than that guy
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Randomize
