I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
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