there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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