i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Michael Bay diarrhea
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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