You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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