Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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