I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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