i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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