Hey man sorry I got all grabby
my mouth tastes like poor choices
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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