Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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