I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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