Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
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