Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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