quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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