how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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