You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I still have a little drunk in my system
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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