C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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