your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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