There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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