i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
it's like iHOP with fire
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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