The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
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