if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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