i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Randomize
