love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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