Don't you send me to vm
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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