Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
A+ Viking dick
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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