I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
is wine microwaveable?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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