i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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