so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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